The pen is mightier than the sword

I write this with all the respect due to one of our brave heroes, Andres Bonifacio:)

My battles are of all sorts. In fairness, they all make me laugh at some point. And they're not as bloody as you think they are. Internal hemorrhage anyone? he he he

I am not very fond of violence and I'm not planning on waging a war soon with anyone but here are some pointers I was forcefed with just recently. *smirk* Battles and war are not all about enemies, you know.

1)Keep *** close
2)Make sure the empty seat beside you will give *** a view of your best landscape
3)Always bring an extra pen
4)Smile

Keep all of these in mind. Power will be yours.
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Char!