"In your empty heart
I have left a mark
The best you never had"
OUCH!
Why the hell am I smiling?
Monday, August 25, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Midterms Bubbles
1) What will be grossly shocking to the conscience? Explain. 10 pts
Virnastar: You and me together, professor.
2) What will constitute an ideal partner? Give a concrete example. 10 pts
Virnastar: Someone who stimulates me up here (draws a picture of a brain) and down there (better left to the imagination)
3)Tibam girl is reviewing in the library. Guy smiles at tibam girl. Tibam girl smiles back and surprisingly feels giddy about it. Is this:
a) hetero experimentation
b) Information overload amounting to confusion
c) Fraud in factuum
Decide. 20 pts
Virnastar: Fraud in factuum
4) What relationships -- their terms and conditions, effectivity and termination -- must be in a public instrument? Explain why. 20 pts
Virnastar: Relationships with overly confident people, pretentious individuals, self-righteous entities and with selective amnesia citizens. All kinds of relationship and endeavors with the aformentioned individuals must be in a public instrument so as to properly inform and bind the whole world.
5) What is avulsion en angst. Give an example. 10 pts
Virnastar: Avulsion en angst occurs when a portion of one's personality is separated from one's self and transferred to another person. The transfer must be due to the strong current of the emotional river. This usually happens between a self righteous individual (an upper tenement)and an oblivious companion (lower tenement)
6)Consider each individual as a municipal corporation. Municipal corporations can be merged, divided and so on. Which one of the following will lead to an insalubrious relationship? Explain. 20 pts
a) Annex
b) Merge
c) Divide
d) Alter
e) None of the above
Virnastar: A)Annex. When a municipal corporation is annexed to another municipal corporation, the former loses its personality. Furthermore, all of the properties of the former shall be deemed transferred under the name of the latter.
7) What is a prejudicual question? 10 pts
Virnastar: ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS
Virnastar: You and me together, professor.
2) What will constitute an ideal partner? Give a concrete example. 10 pts
Virnastar: Someone who stimulates me up here (draws a picture of a brain) and down there (better left to the imagination)
3)Tibam girl is reviewing in the library. Guy smiles at tibam girl. Tibam girl smiles back and surprisingly feels giddy about it. Is this:
a) hetero experimentation
b) Information overload amounting to confusion
c) Fraud in factuum
Decide. 20 pts
Virnastar: Fraud in factuum
4) What relationships -- their terms and conditions, effectivity and termination -- must be in a public instrument? Explain why. 20 pts
Virnastar: Relationships with overly confident people, pretentious individuals, self-righteous entities and with selective amnesia citizens. All kinds of relationship and endeavors with the aformentioned individuals must be in a public instrument so as to properly inform and bind the whole world.
5) What is avulsion en angst. Give an example. 10 pts
Virnastar: Avulsion en angst occurs when a portion of one's personality is separated from one's self and transferred to another person. The transfer must be due to the strong current of the emotional river. This usually happens between a self righteous individual (an upper tenement)and an oblivious companion (lower tenement)
6)Consider each individual as a municipal corporation. Municipal corporations can be merged, divided and so on. Which one of the following will lead to an insalubrious relationship? Explain. 20 pts
a) Annex
b) Merge
c) Divide
d) Alter
e) None of the above
Virnastar: A)Annex. When a municipal corporation is annexed to another municipal corporation, the former loses its personality. Furthermore, all of the properties of the former shall be deemed transferred under the name of the latter.
7) What is a prejudicual question? 10 pts
Virnastar: ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS
Saturday, August 09, 2008
MEMO TO SELF
1) After roll call, don't raise your hand if the professor will say, "all of you have been called right?" thinking that the prof is talking about recitation. Ergo, do not be one-track-minded.(except with karirs. teehee)
2) When ralph is around, double up your gabi costume
i.e. like the gabi leaf, ralph will slide down like water.
3) Do not chat with mike about crazy stuff. you will not be able to finish your office deadlines. Ask for pasalubong.
4) Do not avert your gaze from the professor, for he might then call you for recit.
5) Try not to sleep when you have a free night. Remember 7 exams in almost 7 straight days. Parang commercial ng pantene or something.
6) Check your zipper everytime you stand up for recit. You might be oversharing
7) Make use of your valuable time wisely. So why the hell are you typing this senseless post?
Mock yourself before you mock others daw. ;)
2) When ralph is around, double up your gabi costume
i.e. like the gabi leaf, ralph will slide down like water.
3) Do not chat with mike about crazy stuff. you will not be able to finish your office deadlines. Ask for pasalubong.
4) Do not avert your gaze from the professor, for he might then call you for recit.
5) Try not to sleep when you have a free night. Remember 7 exams in almost 7 straight days. Parang commercial ng pantene or something.
6) Check your zipper everytime you stand up for recit. You might be oversharing
7) Make use of your valuable time wisely. So why the hell are you typing this senseless post?
Mock yourself before you mock others daw. ;)
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