Thursday, July 31, 2008

jumping the bandwagon... CHAR!

one day, virnastar saw yet another one of those questionnaires. you know, the non-academic charity ones...

1.The way to win your heart?
-- I don’t have a heart. I’m a plant


2.What did you do last night?
-- magpakabibo sa sales. Nagconsult ako sa mga friends ko na si Paras, Tolentino at tadan! Iconic Baviera. But no, walang pasok sa sales.


3.Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
-- parang apelido lang naman… mga ganun

4.Are you looking for a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
-- bad yun. Magagalit parents ko;)

5.One song that's meaningful to you?
-- thiz iz zerious ha… 32 flavors. Very telling ba? Hehe


6.Do you twirl or scoop your spaghetti?
-- I use chopsticks. honestly


7.Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
-- Nee (or dude kung lalaki ang gumawa nitech), working law student akesh. kape lang ang pwede naming inumin. at madaming bitamins. teehee

8.How long is your hair?
-- long. Hanggang eastwood.

9.Do you like Batman?
-- No. but he likes me. Nafeel ko.


10.Who was the last person who told you they loved you?
-- si Ralph


11.Addicted to anything?
-- Ralph. Romance ni Ralph Lauren… mabango siya promise

12.What were you last listening to in the car?
-- Myself sing or talk. Not much of a difference there

13.Do you like anyone now?
-- oh yeah. Verily

14.When was the last time you sang out loud?
-- ngayon. Multi-tasker ang mga nasa NGO, nee (or dude)

15.What did you have for breakfast?
-- sugar-free ensaymada. Keri lang. foodam pa rin yun. May pagpapanggap na healthy daw.


16.Is your birthday on a holiday?
-- medyo. National BIJIN’s DAY… o yung mga nihinggo speaking dyan. hehe

17.What instant messaging service do you use?
-- ym lang. nakakasira sa trabaho eh. CHAR!

18.Can you cook?
-- cook what? Kung kalokohan yes! Yes yes yesJ

19.Did you have a nap today?
-- nap sa lap ni… hahaha

20.What was the reason you got in trouble last time?
-- good girl ako eh… okay ba pag-deflect ko? hehe

21.What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
-- jeans obkors

22.When is your birthday?
-- ang numero ng tanong na to plus 1 sa buwan ng setyembre. bow

23.Do you swear a lot?
-- oh yeah!

24.Where did you get the shirt(s) you're wearing?
-- sa sampayan. Kakatupi lang ni marci the great. Ang aming powerful na kasama sa bahay. Mabuhay si marci! Seryoso to!

25.Do you have any regrets?
-- not now. maybe later;something to do with answering a certain questionnaire

26.What was your first alcoholic drink?
-- family rubbing alcohol. Di nga? Pag bata ka minsan tumatalsik sa bibig mo ang alcohol na pinupunas sayo pag may sakit. Hate ko alcohol at vicks ha.

-- Tsaka di ako umiinom ng alcohol masama sa kalusugan (pinocchio)

27.Do you want something you can't have?
-- uhuh. Para siyang vain hope or expectancy. Wink wink

28.What color are your favorite shoes?
P U R P L E. bigay ng sis ko. power

29.Who would you like to see right now?
-- si queen Elizabeth. Tea time talk ba kasama ng mga aso niya. or si mr. bean

30.Are you a social or antisocial person?
-- una sa lahat, am I a person? Hmmm… what if im a robot? Will I still be entitled to the same question?

31.Have the cops ever come by your house?
-- well sa kalayaan ako nakatira, they pass by my house once in a while. Complete with blaring sirens… yung mga tipong 2AM

32.Ever been in love?
-- sabi nila love is like a rosary... and i do rosary... seryoso. hindi, define love muna... yun ba yung parang isa sa mga natural catastrophies?


33.Ever had braces?
-- NOOOOOO… I find them bereft of merit. wehehe


34.Who was the first person to really break your heart?
-- wala nga akong heart. Ano vey!

35.What do you wear to bed?
-- hihihi… ang arte…

36.Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
-- si Kate; Na elementary ko pa classmate at madalas pumupunta sa bahay but no, si father ang tawag niya pa rin kay Kate ay CAKE. Yeah friends pa rin kami. Nagtatatrabaho siya sa Dept of Agrarian Reform. At tuwing may meeting ako sa Dept of Agriculture hindi ko siya makita. Ganun kami kaclose. hmp

37.Who was the last person to disappoint you?
-- parang heavy with threats naman ang tanong na yan. Parang dahil dinisappoint niyako, that last person is… hindi naman halatang mega-evade ako sa question noh? J


38.Do you trust people?
-- truly, madly, deeply do

39.Who was the first person you talked to today?
-- si Marci. Winner siya!


40.Who was the first person to text you today?
-- si Ralph. Tas nagising ako. Panaginip lang pala yun. nakakaloka

41.What was the first thing you did this morning?
-- nagmaganda.. Tas naalala ko classes tonight… nacranky.



Siya, makapag-aral na nga sa property. THIZ IZ IT! GOODBYE BABYE!

Monday, July 14, 2008

oh yeah

Virnastar v Republic of Crankiness

FACTS:

1. Petioner is an NGO worker/ law student

2) Said petitioner has been through the following in a span of 6 or so weeks

week 1: surgery (her anesthesiologist's pretty, by the way)
week 2: pseudo rest
week 3: start of law school classes AND field work in zambales and batangas
weeks 4,5 and 6: 1 bag full of lawbooks & cases + 1 plastic folder with books and cases + cranky profs + meetings/seminars + maximum of 3 hrs of sleep per night

3) Through the course of the said weeks, Republic of Crankiness through several of its agents namely Nunc Pro Tunc, psychedelic tie, Super T, and a Ms. avulsion, has offered petitioner with a 4-month lease of its patrimonial property in Angst Street.


ISSUE: What movie would best counter the accumulated angst and crankiness?


HELD: MAMA MIA

RATIO:

In order that a movie be considered conclusively fabulous, two elements must concur:

1) meryl streep
2) abba songs