Saturday, August 09, 2008

MEMO TO SELF

1) After roll call, don't raise your hand if the professor will say, "all of you have been called right?" thinking that the prof is talking about recitation. Ergo, do not be one-track-minded.(except with karirs. teehee)

2) When ralph is around, double up your gabi costume
i.e. like the gabi leaf, ralph will slide down like water.

3) Do not chat with mike about crazy stuff. you will not be able to finish your office deadlines. Ask for pasalubong.

4) Do not avert your gaze from the professor, for he might then call you for recit.

5) Try not to sleep when you have a free night. Remember 7 exams in almost 7 straight days. Parang commercial ng pantene or something.

6) Check your zipper everytime you stand up for recit. You might be oversharing

7) Make use of your valuable time wisely. So why the hell are you typing this senseless post?

Mock yourself before you mock others daw. ;)

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